央视大楼引发的经典语句

做人不要太CCTV,否则过的了初一过不了十五!

上联:除夕夜捧红小沈阳,
下联:元宵节火烧大裤衩。
横批:央视不差钱

别人过节点烟花,央视过节点大楼。不差钱。

一亮一灭,一个烟花过去了,嚎~;一亮不灭,一个大楼过去了,嚎~!

这上班时间其实可短暂了,跟睡觉一样一样地。眼睛一闭一睁,上午过去了,嚎~?眼睛再一闭一睁,这下午又过去了,嚎~…….

上班最痛苦的事儿是啥,你知道嘛?今天上完了,明天还得上。比这还痛苦的事是啥,你知道嘛?就是今天上完了,明天没得上了,嚎~

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